Mushroom Fever

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:56:08 -0500

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homofuck: a young lesbian.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:26 -0500

homofuck:

a young lesbian.

punpun-kirakira: patrickat: nihilisticc: So my parents just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:52:18 -0500

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:34:21 -0500

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:32:47 -0500

boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:57:17 -0500

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

tonystarksfinebooty: This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:48:20 -0500

tonystarksfinebooty:

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:48:01 -0500

fyeah-history: London police women, 1919

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:38:33 -0500

fyeah-history:

London police women, 1919

homofuck: here’s an unnecessary photo of me lounging around in...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:35:33 -0500

homofuck:

here’s an unnecessary photo of me lounging around in my underwear which is how i spend most of my free time.

A Gordon Ramsay Poem

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:20:49 -0500

gordonramsaypoetry:

you
youyou,you you
you
c’mere, you
what do you think you’re doing
you.

okay it's your turn to describe /me/ in 3 fictional characters

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:39:26 -0500

The Read The Fucking FAQ Review: A Quadrant PSA

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:36:58 -0500

The Read The Fucking FAQ Review: A Quadrant PSA:

thetrollreview:

I have seen people misinterpreting troll quadrants too many a time and that’s just terrible so here’s your tl;dr explanations on them.

Matespritship/Red quadrant: Love. Not pity under any circumstances I will hunt you down. The canon example was a pair of humans in love. That’s what the red quadrant is. Good ole human romance.

Kismesissitude/Black quadrant: Rivalry. Not just hate. It involves wanting to one-up and instill jealousy and rage in the other troll. Trolls care about their kismesis in a fucked up “if you die I won’t be able to make your life miserable” sort of way.

Moirallegiance/Pale quadrant: Control. Not simple BFFs, but that’s how it usually comes off as. Kanaya puts it as “It Just Means Theres Got To Be Someone Around To Keep An Eye On Them”. Moirails help calm each other down from their natural troll aggression, and help each other through emotional issues. This works both ways.

Auspisticism/Ashen Quadrant: Preventing bad kismesissitudes. IT IS NOT ABOUT MEDIATING BETWEEN KISMESISES. IT IS BREAKING UP KISMESISES and/or PREVENTING KISMESISSITUDES FROM FORMING. If a future or current kismesissitude shows itself to be too dangerous for everyone in the social background involved an auspistice may step in and prevent things from getting too black.

Thank you for your time. - N

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:36:43 -0500

elasticitymudflap: scribble-mode: misspumpkiin: tsukikone...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:33:46 -0500

elasticitymudflap:

scribble-mode:

misspumpkiin:

tsukikoneko:

I-I…

omfg

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:25:21 -0500

when the FUCK did it become 8 pm I JUST FEEL LIKE

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:13:35 -0500

when the FUCK did it become 8 pm

I JUST FEEL LIKE

mosoli: im still laughing at this

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:06:21 -0500

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooop aaaaaaaaaaaaarguing don’t fucking talk about my sister like...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:50:06 -0500

stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooop aaaaaaaaaaaaarguing

don’t fucking talk about my sister like that

just let me hate myself in peace please

takja: Stop it!

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:48:30 -0500

takja:

Stop it!